Poor, poor Kosta Koufos, I mean, he had only been in for about a minute and a half, and then he got his face smashed on. You don't usually expect that to happen that quickly, and especially not after a drop step and pump fake. Clearly he was unaware how badly Amare covets the dunk of the year crown. And not only that, the poor 21 year old kid is clearly balding like crazy. Better get some rogaine.
Then again, if you're seven feet tall and don't expect Amar'e Stoudemire to try to dunk on you, you've never watched him play. Dunking on seven-footers is basically his favorite thing besides incomprehensible tattoos.